A whopping fine totalling £1.15 million has been demanded from high street giants Marks & Spencer and three of its contractors for unsafe work. A Bournemouth court found M&S et al guilty of placing customers and construction workers at risk of exposure to harmful asbestos during recent refurbishment works to their Bournemouth and Reading stores. The prosecution was brought about by the Health and Safety Executive. As far as I know no-one has physically shown any signs of asbestos poinsoning.

…. I only went in for a packet of percy pigs.