Comedy legend Eddie Izzard talked about a shop that used to be open for business in Tooting that sold musical instruments and firearms ‘get your guns and banjos here’. Harry Hill commented on the combination of key cutting and shoe repairs ‘what would they do if I went in wearing a massive pair of keys on my feet’, would they re-sole them or cut me some new ones?

We have been asked to insure some interesting combinations in the past, Electricians & Pest Control etcetera, here are some that slipped the net….

Smokes and Pets (Toronto, Canada) – where else can I buy quality cigars and a goldfish?
Greg’s Clear Cuts and Guitar Lounge (Santa Rosa, US) – Who wouldn’t need their hair cut whilst choosing a new six string?
Pie and Pi (Sydney Australia) – I always like to munch on a pastry snack when purusing the latest in stationary and mathmatical equipment.

Perhaps we should branch out…. poultry and insurance? Duck and Cover?